As the sun rose on another great day in Dudeland, Sheriff George the only remaining rootin' tootin' cowboy stepped out of the large gates of Fort Thought into the path of the blazing sun. He spat out the barley he had been chewing, kinda like you would see in a Wild West movie, and walked out to see how his amazingly super cool and super fast horse Apollo, also known as Scruffy, was doing.
"How you doin' there partner?" Scruffy said to Sheriff George. Oh My God talking horse, it's nuts!
Before the Sheriff could answer, the sublimely beautiful Princess Sophia came running over carrying her newly won Miss Universe trophy.
"Sheriff George!" she cried. "All the losers in the Miss Universe contest are after me, and they are rioting outside my castle!" she continued.
Upon hearing this Sheriff George let Scruffy out of his stable and did an amazing stunt to jump up on to the saddle of his horse, tootin' tootin' cowboy style. Sheriff George pulled Sophia onto the horse and together they rode off towards the rioting losers.
As the two of them got close to the rioting girls, the girls ran towards them to attack, attemtping to use their signs as weapons. However Sheriff George was quick thinking and smart and used his lasso to tie all the girls up. Every last one of them.
A man then came running over. It turned out to be the President of the Miss Universe competition. The man, who will be known as Eddie, as that is what it says on his name tag, began yelling. "What are you doing, you maniac, why have you tied up my girls. Why I oughta..."
"Now look, Eddie" Sheriff George cut him off. "This is my town, and a damn fine town it is, and I will be damned if anybody is gonna come in here and start taking it over, so get your girls and get out"
As Sheriff George walked away Eddie attacked him rom behind. Oh No!
But Sheriff George was quick to recover and threw a cactus at the unsuspecting President of the Miss Universe Competition. That's right he actually ripped a cactus out of the ground and threw it at the President of the Miss Universe competition.
"Oh god!" Eddie cried, as he tried to pick all the prickly things that comes off a cactus out of his skin. The pain became too unbearable and he began begging Sheriff George to shoot him and put him out of his misery.
However, Sheriff George just got back on his horse with Princess Sophia and rode back into Fort Though where they watched from up high the President of the Miss Universe Competition writhe in pain, and they laughed and laughed.
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