Total Annihilation!

It was another bright and sunny day in Dudeland, and it was going to be a great day, for one reason in particular. Princess Sophia was of in America having dinner with the President, and although due to Sheriff George's new stadom he had been invited, he was forced to decline the invitation as he felt it was his duty to stay in Dudeland and protect it.

So Sheriff George sat soaking up the sunlight on the top of Fort Though, getting a tan and generally just relaxing, when there was a sudden flash of light.

Sheriff George bounced right up and looked around, drawing his pistols. But he didn't see anything. As he sat back down there was another flash of light and Sheriff George jumped up again, this time due to his fabulous hearing expected of the best cowboy there ever was, he was able to hear a faint voice saying "What a scoop."

Sheriff George looked around and eventually caught glimpse of someone's head poking over the wall, how exactly I'm not sure as Sheriff George was on the roof of Fort Though, which is 3 floors high.

Sheriff George walked over but by the time he reached the point where he had seen the persons head, they had gone. He looked round and saw another flash and again the words "What a scoop".

He walked over to where he could again see someone's head just above the wall, and he walked very slowly so and not to startle the stranger. He quickly picked up the pace, leaving the stranger with no time to run and caught him. He lifted him up on to the roof, and suddenly realised who it was. It was...JOHNNY TOTAL.

Johnny Total had been Sheriff George's archrival for years, known throughout the world as being the funniest and kindest cowboy there ever was. However, when Sheriff George arrived on the scene, Johnny Total had become threatened and had a funny turn. Eventually, having lost all his followers, he was left weak and was easily beaten by Sheriff George.

However, it appeared now that Johnny Total wasn't the cowboy he used to be, he appeared to be a photographer.

"What are yah doin' here, Total?" asked Sheriff George throwing him down on the hot tin roof.

"Word's been going around about the fact that you're famous now. And the public wanna see pictures of famous people. And so seeing as I'm the only person who knew where to find ya, I thought I'd do this service for the public." answered Johnny Total.

"Nobody, takes pictures of Sheriff George you hear" said Sheriff George. "Now take your camera and get out of here"

Sheriff George removed the roll of film from the camera but as he went to throw it away Johnny Total ran and grabbed it out of Sheriff George's hand and jumped off the roof of Fort Though and made a run for it.

Sheriff George joined him in jumping off the roof but landed on his trusty horse called Trusty. Trusty galloped after Johnny Total and with his lasso, Sheriff George was able to tie up Johnny Totals ankles and jumped on to his back to drag him to the floor.

"Hand over the film" said Sheriff George.

"Never!" cried Johnny Total as he put the film in his mouth and attempted to swallow it. That's right; he actually tried to eat plastic. Ewwww.

However, the film must have gone down the wrong way as Johnny Total began choking, and seeing as Sheriff George and Princess Sophia are the only inhabitants of Dudeland no doctor was around to help. Therefore with his last breath Johnny Total was able to get out the words, "What a scoop."

With Johnny Total now in a better place, Sheriff George walked back to Fort Thought; Trust must have run away.

However, unknown to Sheriff George Johnny Total opened his eyes and smiled as he took the film out of his mouth, and sprinted off to get the pictures developed.