Rasta In The Box

As the sun began to shine on another splendid day in Dudeland, Sheriff George arose from his chair on the roof of Fort Thought upon the sound of trumpets in the distance. It was Princess Sophia back from her visit to the president in America.

Sophia was definitely shocked when she saw that Sheriff George had done what he said he would do and had covered all the desert type land with beautiful green grass. Sophia was thrilled and was ready to show Sheriff George just how thrilled.

But the Sheriff had more important things to do...like whip out his pistol because he saw that The Pimp had returned to Dudeland...WITH A NEW PIMPSTICK!

"What's up player?" quizzed The Pimp.

"I thought I told you to get lost" Sheriff George said gruffly.

"Easy now, easy now cracker, I didn't come here to hurt nobody, I was just in the neighbourhood and thought i'd pop in" The Pimp said.

All of a sudden a man jumped out of nowhere onto Sheriff George's back knocking him down.

"I would like to introduce my new associate Sheriff. He's a Rasta from Jamaica, man, his name is Reginald" The Pimp said as Sheriff George picked himself up off the floor.

"What up man?" said Reginald, in a very Rasta way to the Sheriff.

"Well, many aeroplanes are up" replied Sheriff George.

"Say what?" said the Pimp.

"I believe he say many aeroplanes are up, man" Reginald chimed in.

"You know Sheriff, dat ain't cool" The Pimp informed Sheriff George.

Princess Sophia then randomly chimed in; damn her and her random chiming in.

"When you were born did God paint you?" she asked The Pimp.

"Say what?!" said The Pimp surprised.

Sheriff George stepped in again. "Listen you...you...you..."

"Cummon Sheriff, say it" said The Pimp.

"You PIMP!" Sheriff George eventually got out.

"Sheriff, why you gotta be like that, man. I thought you and me were cool?" The Pimp said as he began to sob.

"Reginald, lets go, we're clearly not wanted" The Pimp said.

"Yes sir, safety" replied Reginald. They began to walk away, with her heads down looking for sympathy. Sheriff George wasn't buying it and he headed back into Fort Thought. However Sophia felt bad about all that had happened and ran after The Pimp and Reginaldn. As she got closer she could hear them talking.

"It's just a shame we got no place else to go" said The Pimp to Reginald.

"Wait" called Princess Sophia. "If you want you can stay in Dudeland."

"You serious?" said The Pimp.

"Defo' man" said Stuart from Big Brother 5.

"Stuart, I told you 'stay in your room or we kick you out of Dudeland', you damn hippy" called Sheriff George from Fort Thought.

"Anyway, you're welcome to stay with us as long as you want" said Sophia to The Pimp and Reginald.

"Ok, but under one condition" said The Pimp.

The next thing we know The Pimp and Reginald are moving their things into Fort Thought as a very disgruntled Sheriff George looks on.

"It's only for a little while" said Sophia to the Sheriff.

"Hey man, we are gonna be livin' together. It is going to be most excellent" said Reginald, as he moved some boxes in the Fort.

"If it gets too much for you, you can always come and stay with me" said Sophia to Sheriff George. However, the Sheriff's mind was elsewhere as he could hear faintly in the distance the dreaded words..."What a scoop."