Having been given the position of Sheriff of Dudeland, the rootin' tootin' cowboy, who from this point on will be known as Sheriff George, sits high in his fort, watching over the quiet village that is Dudeland.
All of a sudden he spots a stranger riding his horse in the distance in the direction of his Fort. Sheriff George jumps down from the roof of his fort, landing perfectly on his horse, and sets out to meet the stranger on the border of Dudeland.
After riding a few hundred metres, Sheriff George catches a glimpse of the cowboy riding very close, so he waits...and waits...and waits...and waits, until the cowboy comes out of nowhere knocking Sheriff George off his horse.
The stranger begins to circle Sheriff George on his horse, before taking off his cowboy hat to reveal a whole head full of long flowing locks.
"I am...The Pimp" says the stranger, who is now no longer a stranger, as he has a name, and that name is...The Pimp. The Pimp is what he shall therefore be known as from this point forth; despite the fact that he's a one off character.
Sheriff George picks himself up and dusts himself off and The Pimp does a flashy evil cowboy style dismount; use your imaginations to figure out what it looks like. The two both, now on their feet, begin to circle each other, when suddenly Princess Sophia comes running over.
The Pimp quickly grabs her and whips out a gun which he puts to her head. OH MY GOD! Sheriff George whips out his pistol to meet The Pimp's and a stare down begins between the two and...
...the next morning Sheriff George awoke from his slumber and found that The Pimp, a Zorro looking character had still not yet left town.
"Leave varmint" said Sheriff George.
"No, I will be Sheriff of Dudeland" The Pimp came back.
"Well then I guess there's only one way to settle this isn't there" said Sheriff George.
"Yes, a showdown" The Pimp answered.
"Yes, a duel you could say" replied Sheriff George.
"A shootout" The Pimp came back.
"Very well then, let's do it" said Sheriff George.
Princess Sophia joined the two Rootin' Tootin' cowboys to start the duel on the eastern west side of Dudeland Park.
"Five paces on my count" said Sophia.
"One..." the men began to walk. "...Two..." the men walked a step further. "...Three..." the men kept walking. "...Four..." Just one more step to go and all involved were beginning to get worried, and perspire; all except Sheriff George that is. With his super calm coolness and snazzy cowboy hat, boots and vest he was never afraid of any duel that came his way. "...Five."
Blam, blam, blam, boom, Big Explosion, Piow, Piow, Wham, Kablamo, WHAT'S GOING ON, Kick, Punch, Thwack, Shazow, Batman style, Superman Style, Spiderman Style, Sheriff George style.
And the day was saved thanks to...Sheriff George.
"My hero" cried Princess Sophia.
"All in a days work as Sheriff George the Sheriff of Dudeland ma'am"
The two then laughed as they stared at the Pimp a bloody pile on the floor, and Sheriff George chewed his barley before returning to his fort to get some well earned shut eye.
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