The Sheriff Rides Into Town

Our story starts off on a glorious summer's morning. The sun was just dawning on yet another wonderful day in Dudeland.

Princess Sophia of Dudeland had just risen and opened her window to look at the sunrise. As she watched, she saw the shadow of a horse galloping under the sun in her direction; you know how they do in old western films.

She quickly got dressed, throwing on her overalls and ran down the vast stairs to the front door to meet the stranger.

After watching the stranger get slowly closer and closer towards her, she felt the excitement beginning to build.

"Who could it be?" she said.

Eventually the horse drew closer and the stranger on the horse turned out to be a cowboy, and he did a huge cowboy style stunt to get off his horse; you know the kind they do on old Western films - like 'Back To The Future: Part III'.

The cowbody took off his hat, and introduced himself as George, the most rootin' tootin' cowboy in the whole universe.

"Allow me to introduce myself, I am George, the most rootin' tootin' cowboy in the whole universe, and I request to be your wonderful Dudeland sheriff ma'am," said the rootin' tootin' cowboy.

Sophia thought about it long and hard and decided to interview him for the job. She asked him what kind of experience he had doing Sheriff-type things.

"What kind of experience do you have doing Sheriff-type things?"

"I built a fort in the Rickmansworth School 6th Form common room" said the rootin' tootin' cowboy.

"I put so much thought into that fort that I decided to call it Fort Thought"

"Wow" exclaimed Sophia. "I am so impressed, you're hired!"

"Cool beanios!" said the rootin' tootin' cowboy, who will now be known as...Sheriff George!